Details:
First we have Sue Ann from Guardian Funerals - please remember you dont want to be on her bad side - Remember, cremation destroys 100% of DNA - there wont be a body left to find!

Have you thought about your funeral? I have!
I hope my eulogy begins with, “She died doing what she loved, surprising tigers.” Wouldn't that be slightly fun yet complicated?!
And then the lower the coffin as they play "drop it like its hot" and then be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with glitter. That way some future archeologist will have an amazing day at work!

Then we welcome to the stage Caldwell Martin Cox to explain to us they plan to get us out of the corner we backed ourselves in and clean up the mess we made when we swore on our mothers grave (she's still alive - so clearly there is a hint in its self) that we thought was a good idea - and what could have possibly go wrong?!

So many lawyers jokes to be made - but I'm really resisting as I am mostly likely going to need their services very soon!

 

SWNG Chapter: Narellan

Venue: Juicy Goose

Event Date: Wed, 2 Jun
Event Time: 7:00 am